POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
OFFICE:
DIPLOMAT:
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
BOSS:
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
TEARS:
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
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