Contributed by: Ahmed Imam (idealimam @ yahoo.com)
Customer: "Do you have any cockroaches? " Clerk: "Yes, we sell them to the fishermen."
"I would like 20,000 of them."
"What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches? "
"I'm moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it."
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