CONFUSING ENGLISH

 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP ?


 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ?


 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from ?


 4. If people from Polandare called Poles, why aren't people from
 Hollandcalled Holes ?


 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?


 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker ?


 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
 terrible ?


 8. Why is it called building when it is already built ?


 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success ?


 10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have
 parking lots ?


 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times,
 does he become disoriented ?


 12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?? Human ???

 13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this
 ???