Joke

      Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
      so make arrangement.

      Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
      I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

      Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
      abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

      Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
      private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
      not come for class.

      Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
      week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
      spend the week together.

      Grandpa make call to his secretary: This week I am
      spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
      that meeting.

      Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
      has some work, we cancelled our trip.

      Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
      this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

      Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
      private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

      Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
      teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
      can't give you company.

      Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
      week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .