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What's for Dinner?

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here’s what you do, said the Doctor, œstand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response.

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, œI’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens. Then in a normal tone he asks, ˜Honey, what’s for dinner? No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, œHoney, what’s for dinner? Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what’s for dinner?

Again he gets no response so, He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. œHoney, what’s for dinner? Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. Honey, what’s for dinner?

James, for the FIFTH time I’ve said, CHICKEN!

Moral: The problem may not be with the other person as we always think, could be very much within us..!

Contributed by: nisreenmerchant @yahoo.co.in

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