Two doctors Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, one a psychiatrist and the other a Proctologist opened an office in a small town and put up a sign:
"Hysteria's and Posteriors."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. "
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Catatonics and High Colonic's" No go.
Next, they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Reten tive." Thumbs down Again.
Then came: "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." Unacceptable Again.
So they tried: "Analysis and Anal Cysts." No way!
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still a no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
-- Contributed by Rahul D
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