☺ If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
☺ To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
☺ If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
☺ Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
☺ To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
☺ To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
☺ To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
☺ If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
☺ When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
☺ "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
☺ You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.
☺ We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
☺ To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
☺ Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
☺ To undo a mistake, click on "back".
☺ Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
☺ you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".
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