All Fakes

Little Johnny went into a hobby shop, took a toy plane, and gave the shopkeeper fake money.

 

The shopkeeper told him, "Hey you, this ain't real money."

 

Little Johnny did not reply as he began to walk out of the shop.

 

The shopkeeper said the same thing and the same thing happened.

 

The third time the shopkeeper called him, Little Johnny said "What?"

 

The shopkeeper said, "This aint real money!"

 

Little Johnny finally said, "And this aint a real plane!"