This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its
releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our
government is spending it.
Stamp Duty
Tobacco Tax
Corporation Tax
Income Tax
National Insurance Tax
Fishing Licence Tax
Petrol/Diesel Tax
Inheritance Tax
(tax on top of tax)
Alcohol Tax
V.A.T.
Marriage Licence Tax
Property Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Vehicle Licence Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was one of the
most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. Mum stayed home to raise the
kids, Dad was allowed to discipline kids,
a criminal's life was uncomfortable.
What the hell happened?
'Political Correctness', Politicians or both?'
I hope this goes around the world
at least a ....................................... billion times.
Contributed by : harrysamboo @yahoo.co.uk
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its
releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our
government is spending it.
Stamp Duty
Tobacco Tax
Corporation Tax
Income Tax
- Breaking Into The House
- The Right age to Propose
- Invaluable Banking
- You are the Father of One of My Kids
- Entry Into Heaven
National Insurance Tax
Fishing Licence Tax
Petrol/Diesel Tax
Inheritance Tax
(tax on top of tax)
Alcohol Tax
V.A.T.
Marriage Licence Tax
Property Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Vehicle Licence Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was one of the
most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. Mum stayed home to raise the
kids, Dad was allowed to discipline kids,
a criminal's life was uncomfortable.
What the hell happened?
'Political Correctness', Politicians or both?'
I hope this goes around the world
at least a ....................................... billion times.
Contributed by : harrysamboo @yahoo.co.uk
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