Bible Sales

Contributed by: Lakshmi Venkateshwaran

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles.

 While checking the  church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the  congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church. Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.

The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some  bibles. But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always  kept to himself  because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment.

Poor Louis stuttered badly. But, NOT WANTING TO discourage Louis, the minister decided to let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat  of their  cars stacked with bibles. He asked them to meet  with him and report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following  Sunday.

Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister  immediately asked Jack, 'Well, Jack, how did you make out selling our bibles last week?' handing the reverend an envelope, Jack  replied, 'Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 bibles, and here's the $200 I collected on behalf of  the church.'   'Fine job, Jack!' The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand.

'You are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you.'

Turning to Paul, 'And Paul, how many bibles did you sell for the Church  last week?'  Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied, 'I am a professional salesman. I sold 28   bibles on behalf of thechurch, and here's $280 I collected.' The minister responded, 'That's absolutely  splendid, Paul. You are truly a professional salesman and the church is indebted to you.'

Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said,'And Louie, did you manage to sell any bibles last week?' Louie silently offered the minister a large envelope.

The minister opened it and counted the contents. 'What is this?' the minister exclaimed. 'Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 biblesfor the church, door to door, in just one week?'

Louie just nodded. That's impossible!' both  Jack and Paul said in  unison. 'We are professional salesmen, yet you  claim  to have sold 10 times as many bibles as we could.'

'Yes, this does seem unlikely,' the minister! agreed.

'I think you'd better explain how you managed to accomplish this,Louie.'

Louie shrugged. 'I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for sh-sh-sh-sure,' he stammered. Impatiently, Peter interrupted. 'For crying out loud,  Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!'

'A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was,'  Louis  replied, 'W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you  l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy  th-th-th-this  b-b-b-b-bible F-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand  h-h-he re and  r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??'

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