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A Stranger was seated next to a little Girl on the Airplane, when the Stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.  I've heard that Flights go quicker if you strike up a Conversation with your fellow Passenger."

 

The little Girl, who had just opened her Book, closed it slowly and said to the Stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

 

'Oh, I don't know', said the Stranger.  'How about Nuclear Power? '

 

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an Interesting Topic.  But, let me ask you a Question first.  A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer, all Eat the same Stuff, Grass.  Yet, a Deer Excretes little Pellets, while a Cow turns out a Flat Patty, and a Horse produces Clumps of dried Grass ............... Why do you suppose That is so ?'

 

The Stranger thinks about it and says, ' Hmmm, I have no Idea ! '

 

To which the little Girl replies, ' Do you really feel Qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know ......... 

 

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