THE ELBOW VISIT

THE ELBOW VISIT

 

The Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson Anthony who is coming to visit with his wife Maria.

 

 "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta  301. There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow pusha  button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the  right. Get in, and with you elbow pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on  the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

 

 "Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons  with my elbow?"

 

"What, you coming empty handed?"